Psych
How to Solve a Crime...
1. Holla. Waltz into the crime scene and make some crazy prediction. This is your chance to look around for clues that show you where to investigate next. Loose ends are your best friends here, and if your prediction isn’t completely correct, you can always blame it on ungenerous or cryptic spirits later. I mean, I've heard it both ways.
2. Thundercats, HOOO! Take a break, ONLY IF TIME PERMITS. This will give you a chance to mull things over and recharge your awesome psychic gift.
3. Detectiving. Snoop around. It's time to follow up those loose ends. These will lead you to more clues, which will lead to ...wait TACOS
4. Taco Massage. Are you a fan of delicious flavor? Tacos are the most important part of any healthy, determined, and self-respecting psychic detective’s day.
5. Solve Crime. Now that we’re back on track, and I’m saying tacos had everything to do with our success, not the visit I paid dad, the discussion I had with Gus, or the staring contest with that pigeon, it is time to solve the crime. Now is our chance to track down the suspect and dramatically accuse him of muuUUder in front of Lassie and Juliet.
6. Celebrate your success with creamsicles. You know that’s right.
By Shawn Spencer
Edited and partially approved by Gus "Sillypants" Jackson
Edited and partially approved by Gus "Sillypants" Jackson
